Car Bra

[Drewski]

Hi

I've just purchased a car bra and the fitting instructions are vague. Does anyone have one of these fitted?

If so have you got any pics of where the fittings attach under the bonnet.

As I say the two pics in the fitting instructions are photo copied and virtually more black than clear.

Thanx in advance Drew

[mart77]

dont do it.those things look really stupid

[Guest Mister Dabsy]

... Even stupider than stupid !!! Eyelashes next :wacko:

[Guest DazH]

" This is the protective cover that goes over the grill and the front part of the hood to “protect” the paint, not the article of clothing worn by a woman to support her abilities. Car bras never protect the paint they actually destroy it by trapping dirt and moisture and every other body finish destroying agent against the paint. Even if none of that stuff does get under the bra, this useless contraption blocks UV rays from hitting the car evenly so you end up with two tone paint.

Clear bras just turn yellow and start to peel off so they are not much better"

Paint damage due to crud getting under the material.

​Why would you want to cover up the best looking part of your car? Protecting the paint work for who? the next owner? Ok, cool... soo you need to drive around your BMW with a giant leather condom on the front end to make the next owner who WILL understand some paint chips to the front and if he/she doesn't understand paint chips to the front end of ANY vehicle, should probably go out onto a near by road, get down on all fours and have a good feel to what the road is made of.

​Massive No-No from Me and I assume the rest of the Owners Club

Daz

[Guest Mister Dabsy]

Well said Harkerz ;)

New protest in Trafalgar Sq.... "No Bras on Cars" :wacko: :P

[Guest DazH]

Well said Harkerz ;)

New protest in Trafalgar Sq.... "No Bras on Cars" :wacko: :P

It's Trafaaaaaga Sqwer m8

[Bonzo]

Awful things!

[btmaldon]

Good heavy wax protection and keep your distance from the vehicles in front, especially in the Winter. Bra's are for the Mrs to stop her tripping over her jubblies.

[Bonzo]

She could always tuck them in her knickers!

[Bonzo]

Okay, enough already about bras, now lets get on to stockings and suspender belts!