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Meh, I agree with most things said about us! hahahaha

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I don't think I've owned mine long enough to really have an issue with it, although I have made plenty of them myself in the past :)

But these days Audi seems to be overtaking BMW (not literally, of course, that's crazy talk) as the brand of choice for the selfish douchebag. Which is nice.

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Hahaha! I love all the BMW jokes!

Quite often when I see other people driving like an idiot, I think god what idiots... but when I see a BMW driver driving like, well... a "typical BMW driver" then I'm like that's ok because he drives a BMW!! Hahaha

Richard :P

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I cannot condone any of the previous comments !! :P :lol:

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