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Always wear clean underwear when at Tesco

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your

vehicle. A couple who drove their car to Tesco, only to have their car break down in the car park.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On

closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the

chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of

underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones..

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly

put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself

staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching.

The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead

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:lol: That was funnier than funny, Steve...

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I'd like to know what happened !!

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Hahaha - Would've been better if it was Poundland :blink:

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