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The Urine Test (This was written by a rig worker in the North Sea - What he says makes a lot of sense!)

I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes those taxes as it sees fit.

In order to earn that pay cheque, I work on a rig for a drilling contractor. I am required to pass a random urine test for drugs and alcohol, with which I have no problem.

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.

Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a benefits cheque because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

Please understand that I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet.

I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sit on their , drinking booze, smoking dope and generally taking all kinds of drugs.

Could you imagine how much money the government would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a benefits cheque?

Please pass this along if you agree or simply delete it if you don't.

Hope you will pass it along though, because something has to change in the UK, and soon!

Oh dont get me started :angry:

Wouldnt be a bad idea tho!

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The Urine Test (This was written by a rig worker in the North Sea - What he says makes a lot of sense!)

I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes those taxes as it sees fit.

In order to earn that pay cheque, I work on a rig for a drilling contractor. I am required to pass a random urine test for drugs and alcohol, with which I have no problem.

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.

Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a benefits cheque because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

Please understand that I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet.

I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sit on their , drinking booze, smoking dope and generally taking all kinds of drugs.

Could you imagine how much money the government would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a benefits cheque?

Please pass this along if you agree or simply delete it if you don't.

Hope you will pass it along though, because something has to change in the UK, and soon!

The reason you are taking drugs tests is because you work in in important role getting petrol to my beemer! dont take drugs and fu*k up or I wont have any petrol and youl have me to deal with

*insert manly roar*

^_^

I do agree with the drugs test for giro's tho save LOADS of money!

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