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I have had a serious brake failure...

Thank god for BMW's independent system.

Just thought I'd better warn you guys NOT to pull out in front of me :blink:

I can fix it but I just cannot be arsed at this time...

That's it really... Don't even know why I bothered posting this - Maybe I'm lonely, or sad :lol:

Guest Mister Dabsy

Guest Mister Dabsy

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Hehehehehe :rolleyes:

Drive like an Italian - Who needs brakes or mirrors? LOL

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Caz

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they're part of the alarm system... flash to let you know when you arm or disarm the alarm.... durrrrr

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