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Guest Mister Dabsy
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Nope.... I'm too nice a driver :rolleyes:

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mate.i go nuts with people all the time....usually asian women....i was in traffic the other day.there was cars on my side of the road but nothing coming my way,i decided to go around the parked cars but got stuck on the other side of the road.suddenly a 5 series came flying down the road towards me.

i didnt think it was gonna stop....as they got closer i spotted an asian bird on tha blowwer,WTF!!!

i then told her to get off the phone or i'd knock her and her mother the ##### out!!!!!

sorry if i offend

Guest Mister Dabsy
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I do not condone such behaviour, but on this occasion.... WELL DONE MARTIN :lol:

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haha.i'm a f@@@er for road rage.if i get stuck behind someone going to slow i wind the window down and abuse them.i just cant help it.its like a red mist......

i remember one time when i stopped on a main road to let a car across the road in front of me,then another sneaked in which wound me up.then another cheeky b*****d sneaked in after that.the red mist happened again and i ended up chasing the tw@t for about 2 miles at high speed calling him things i can not repeat with my girlfriend and son screaming at me to stop.

funny when i look back at it now but scary at the time i guess,hahaha.

the moral of the story is dont !Removed! me off on the roads. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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I did when a car full of boy racers had a go at the missus afterwards don't think they will do that again ha ha

Guest Mister Dabsy
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Nah mate... At his next stop, just park along side him for a while to fukk his timetable up :lol:

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Don't need too. Full book of PNDs in the boot when needed. I use 'the force' like a mudafukin Jedi

Daz

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With 163 German horses under the bonnet i never hang around long enough to see if i have offended another driver!

HaHaHa Well said buddy!!

Daz

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With 163 German horses under the bonnet i never hang around long enough to see if i have offended another driver!

Just beware when driving in Kent then

Cos with 350 german horses under the bonnet

Ill be on ya tail :-)

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Just beware when driving in Kent then

Cos with 350 german horses under the bonnet

Ill be on ya tail :-)

You pulling 350 Horsies Chris? :P

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duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude lose the busssssssssss.get a car.feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel young again.it aint got to be that way man.they were made for crazy moms who feel the need to drive buses due to having kids......

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Yea especially with all those school bags in the back !!

You mean body bags? After all that road rage. A bus can do an awful amount of damage to a french poo

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duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude lose the busssssssssss.get a car.feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel young again.it aint got to be that way man.they were made for crazy moms who feel the need to drive buses due to having kids......

Noooooooooo I love my X5 and it's quicker than most cars I've had apart from my jag xj8

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