Steve

This is quite funny... its a spoof!

BMW 5 Series - £7000.00Stunning white 523i, with only 27,000 miles, all mots and fsh, with a number plate to die for. The vehicle is in absolutley mint condition, 4 x new tyres 3000 miles ago which replaced the origionals spare tyre unused from new, all tools in boot lid tool kit, torch in glove box, first aid kit complete, manual gearbox returning 28-30 to the gallon on mixed driving. There are no blemishes, the engine bay has not been steam cleaned. fine example of 5 series classic. Drives and looks as when it left the factory. For enquiries please phone Steve on 07870203658 View this BMW in the BMW Classifieds

BMW Z4 roadster - £8295.002003 roadster 51,000 genuine miles, full service history lovely car reluctant sale but needs to go £8,295 ovno View this BMW in the BMW Classifieds

BMW 5 Series - £2950.001996 P Reg 540i, only 114000 miles. Full BMW service history (except for last stamp). Dark blue metallic paint, light grey leather interior. 4 months tax and MOT remaining..Full, very high, original spec plus 6-CD autochanger, rear parking sensors. New catalytic convertors. Excellent condition throughout. Immaculate interior. Full original tool set and first aid kit unopened.Please call or e-mail me for further details - 07850 990407 or 01332 556074 or iaincran@onetel.com View this BMW in the BMW Classifieds

BMW 5 Series - £1000.00I have driven since first registered in August 1998. 135,000 miles. Manual. Petrol. Complete BMW sevice history and maintainance records. Last serviced in July 2010 taxed and MOT'd for 12 months. Excellent condition and driven every day. Now being replaced so looking to sell.£1,000.00 View this BMW in the BMW Classifieds

BMW 3 Series - £20250.0030,000 miles, A beautiful Rare Imola Red BMW M3 convertible, 2 Door, Petrol, Automatic SMG, Hi Spec Comms Pack With navigation TV Bluetooth prep harmon kardon sound upgrade with subwoofer heated seats factory 19 inch alloys full bmw service history with running in check just serviced best colour combination best spec tracker fitted road tax only 245 not 450 as with most 06 registed cars Anti theft system, Adjustable steering column / wheel, Electrically adjustable seats, Leather upholstery, Multi function steering wheel, Park distance control, Air conditioning, Heated door mirrors, Rear headrests, Cruise control, Immobiliser, Service indicator, Traction control. Side airbags, Front electric windows, Alloy wheels, Electric door mirrors, Rear electric windows, ABS, Sports seats, Isofix. £20,250. View this BMW in the BMW Classifieds

BMW 3 Series - £4499.00For Sale BMW M3 Evo 1996 Estoril Blue82,000 miles , low mileage for the year. 3.2L 320HP 6 speed gearboxMOT till July 2011, Tax, Feb 2011 Full Service HistoryAlpine CD, fantastic sound quality Elec windows, Elec SunroofAC, dual climate control Trip Computer, shows ave of 30mpg with mixture of normal and "fun" driving.Conti Contact Sport Tyres with lots of wear leftServiced Aug 2010 New Vanos Fitted May 2010Work carried out in 2009-2010. ..Servicing, New Thermostat, Gearbox and Transmission Oils Changed, New Brake Pads all round. Seats treated with leather soap This car is in great condition, It is totally standard and im only selling it due to a change in personal circumstance.It handles fantastically, is a great car and ill be sad to see it go, but the new owner will be getting one of the best Evos possible. £4499 ONO Tel 07745 103132 View this BMW in the BMW Classifieds

BMW 3 Series - £2500.00This BMW had just over 11000 miles from new in May 2004. It now has just under 38000 miles with the second owner. It is generally in good condition, and has all available extras including air conditioning. Taxed MOT. View this BMW in the BMW Classifieds

BMW 5 Series - £1495.001994 M Reg, 4 Doors, Automatic, Saloon, Petrol, only 115,000 miles with Full BMW Service History (apart from last stamp), Maldives Blue, 12 months MOT, 1 month tax, Electric windows x 4, Front fog lights, Black leather trim, Service indicator, PAS, Height adjustable drivers seat, Front head restraints, Electric door mirrors, Drivers airbag, Body coloured bumpers, Adjustable seats, Adjustable steering column/wheel, Air conditioning, Alloy wheels, 2 keys, Child locks, Passenger airbag, Rear armrest, Rear headrests. Insurance Group: 16.Genuinely solid condition for age and mileage. Just put through MOT and replaced front discs and pads. Please call me or email me for any more information; Dan Eyre - 07793 041303 / dan@thesolutionauto.co.uk View this BMW in the BMW Classifieds

BMW 3 Series - £5550.00For SaleBMW M3 Evo1996Estoril Blue4 door with electric sunroof82,000 miles very low mileage for the year.3.2L 320HP 6 speed gearboxMOT till July 2011, Tax, Feb 2011Full Service HistoryAlpine CD, fantastic sound quality4 electric windowsAC, dual climate controlTrip Computer, shows ave of 30mpg with mixture of normal and "fun" driving.Conti Contact Sport Tyres with lots of wear leftServiced Sept 2010New Vanos Fitted May 2010Senior Engineer Owner maintained it fastidiouslyDrives like new, Very Fast.Work carried out in 2009-2010. ..Servicing, New Thermostat, Gearbox and Transmission Oils Changed, New Brake Pads all round.Leather Seats Treated with Leather soapThis car is in great condition, It is totally standard and im only selling it due to a change in personal circumstance.It handles fantastically, is a great car and ill be sad to see it go, but the new owner will be getting one of the best Evos possible. £5550 or OFFERS THIS CAR MUST BE SOLD AS IM NOW RUNNING MY ESTATE SO NO REASONABLE OFFER WILL BE REFUSED !Tel 07745 103132Near Banbury, J11 M40 View this BMW in the BMW Classifieds

BMW 3 Series - £995.00I have owned this car for the past four and half years and covered 34,000 miles. It has never let me down It starts first time every time and does not use any oil or water between services. Its in immaculate condition for year.Serviced at 9,982 - 19,280 - 35,193 - 45,561 - 55,357 - 64,259 - 80,155 - 86,348 - 94,076 - 102,577 - 109,382BMW service history up to 80,155 then all servicing/work done by myself afterwards (Fully synthetic oils used).Recently had new brake discs/pads fitted on front - shoes on rear.Car currently has 114531 miles on clock, 6 months tax, new 12 months MOT with no advisory items, 3 previous none smoking owners myself included.Everything works as it should and drives very well indeed.The car has 1596cc M43 8 valve engine fitted with 5 speed manual gearbox which makes it economical on run (late 40's to the gallon). Two new tyres on back one Michelin one Dunlop with Continentals on front with plenty of life left.Still has original rechargeable light in glovebox complete tool kit, triangle and first aid box in boot.Remus stainless steel back section fitted (Cat back) - don't worry this is not loud and sounds like original.Viewing/test drive welcome Genuine reason for selling.Have lots of receipts and old Mot certificates.Any questions please contact Tony on [0117] 9862731 or Mobile 07596232405. View this BMW in the BMW Classifieds

LOL

been in a few mags over the years (not adult ones LOL) and know how it feels to have a feature.

very weird.. like how do you find something like that? I couldnt even google it if i wanted to :)

you'll get pulled and made to change it. plus wont pass MOT either :(

wtf is that liam?

Welcome to the club John.. thanks for joining :)

ahha that chav one made me laugh... what a complete plum!

war

defo like to see a recording of that

missed this thread... hope you had a great birthday!

it is a nice painting mate! i have mentioned it on the club facebook for you, would be good to see that go to an enthusiast!

agree with andy, thermostat could be dodgy.. not to much to fix

hi Daz Cheers for the feedback! I have put some thoght in to chat rooms and the only reason we left this out was because the data in a chat room drops and gets lost (unless you store logs) as forums keeps data which helps us with google. In a few months when we get a lot more traffic we will try and add one.

you LOL