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mart77

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Everything posted by mart77

  1. you posh fooker :D :D :D
  2. get it,fill it up then drive it like ya stole it till all your fuel's gone.welcome along too ;)
  3. mart77 replied to G4VHD's topic in Meets & Track Days
    man up.lol.not gonna be too much fun if its !Removed! down but i'm still up for it i guess :rolleyes:
  4. did you feed her horse ya dirty bugger?granny basher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
  5. mart77 replied to G4VHD's topic in Meets & Track Days
    really wanna go to this but looks like there's gonna be some serious rain on the weekend.doh
  6. actually,best one ever. a customer i was workin on an extension for had 2 washing machines one worth around 300 quid one worth around 600 quid.she asked if anyone needed one.as i was moving into my new house i said yea i'll have it,expecting to be offered the cheaper one. when she pointed to the 600 quid aeg one i pretty much ran out with it and stuck it in the van before she changed her mind.BONUS!!! :D :D :D tis good when things like that happen
  7. why do i never get given eggs or sky+ boxes?doh. i've had wine,beer,money,cigarettes,tools,work tops,a coal shovel and even a big kiss given to me but never an egg actually just remembered.i've had an easter egg given to me
  8. i got given ice cold bottles of cobra on a kitchen i fitted the other week.result!!!!! that'll never happen again now you watch
  9. haha.you cant beat chuckin it away hoping they dont catch you.oh the joys of workin in peoples houses
  10. diesel's for tanks enit??? :D :D
  11. bet you gulped it down like a goodun tho eh?? :blink: :D :D i hate it when i'm grafting away in someones house and they ask if i want tea only to make me a fookin cup of strawberry or blackberry tasting fruity !Removed!.
  12. i bet water aint 1.36 a litre.ffs welcome mate
  13. i love all that(trying to get deals)my girlfriend on the other hand will probably walk off whilst i try.haha
  14. you live in a shithole or something? :D :D
  15. hahahahaha.love it. :D :D :D :D
  16. heard about it.yea i reckon i could be up for it.its the jap show at santa pod too isnt it?oooh decisions
  17. most insurance companies will hook the car up to a laptop in the event of a crash.so my advice is to tell them.some insurance companies specialise in remapped/modified cars anyway and wont charge you more.my insurance company lowered my quote when i told them i had a set of alloys in the car.wtf?lol
  18. yea should be a right good day.cant wait.will i be able to but bits there?want an induction kit
  19. your dash trim looks cool as,dont take it off you nana :D :D :D :D :D
  20. love it gav.i want i want
  21. he's basically saying,nice one mate
  22. there you go gav.haha
  23. haha.thinkin about it i fookin hate camping anyway.i'll get her to drive the car back on sunday and get pi^^ed on the day
  24. wish i could do the saturday.aint gonna happen though.doh
  25. well done andy
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