Lol.. I never had a ticket and only been pulled once. The one time I was pulled, I was doing 60-70 in a 40 zone. Went straight past a police car in a layby, he then come to pull me over and said ''I've been waiting for a ##### like you all day'' My reply ''Sorry officer, as you can see, I tried to get here as fast as I could'' The policeman even laughed himself, and I got away with it with a stern word. :D